my wallet is empty just like my soul
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
nobody asked for it but #badlesbianjokeswithkarma is back. yeah i guess that’s a hashtag now. embrace it.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
the ultimate comeback
MTV is trying so hard to make him a good person and they’re really just making it worse
i want this to be played at my funeral.
The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.
this is fucking amazing
Post for my lady followers:
You can thank us nerds now.
I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.